Troll Hunting Gone Wrong!? (or right, in my opinion)

Okay, so I won't tease you all with such a catchy title without delivering a story

A local woman has a son who is autistic, or mentally slow, but he is in his early 20's and fully capable of staying at home by himself. The mom went to work, like any other normal day, and gets a super excited call from her son who exclaims "MOM I CAUGHT I TROLLL! COME HOME I LOCKED IT IN THE CLOSET, I FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!." Upon hearing this, the mother rushes home, because the boy had some fascination with trolls his whole life, and his mom was anxious to see what it was. Once she arrived home, she finds the closet barricaded with furniture and locked. After the pushed aside the tables and chairs to unleash the troll, she found a suit clad MIDGET locked in the closet. This little man was a door to door salesperson and had delivered his sales pitch and the autistic manboy got wide-eyed upon finding a real live troll that he had waited for for so long, and promptly picked him up and locked him in the closet.

The little person was set free, much to the troll hunters avail. God has an odd sense of humor don't you think? The one midget salesman WOULD be assigned to the street with the troll hunting manboy haha.

But hey, I got nothing but love for my little people. Because all midgets look up to me. (badumch)

I do adore William Shakespeare, and I bought a book of quotes from him today so I will share this wealth with the world. So eat that. And consider it food. For thought.

"I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit, till I break my shins against it" - As You Like It.

This weekend was one of the best weekends I've had in a while. Arlington was a blast, with an added chatroulette adventure to top it off, but when I got home, someone fantastic dropped a huge PROM BOMB on me. It was quite FANTASTIC and Jeremy Smith and all those who helped really did make my year. Here are a couple pictures, the story is way too cool. But some key terms include flying keys, wizards chess, fail troll, quirrell, three headed dog, apparation, broomsticks, wands, and robes OH MY!

Thats all I have time for today, have a good one :)

It's a good day!

I haven't blogged in a while, but I'm sitting in Starbucks and thinking, hey, why blog when you can go out and be having an adventure? But then I think, hey, blogging is an adventure of sorts. So buckle up and simmer down, we are going for a ride. I'm all over the place today, a tangled web of obsequious tangents.
Today was a really good day, for many reasons, for no reasons at all. There is no reason to complain. Which reminds me, my good friend, future Northwestern Longhorn, was running on a treadmill and sprained his ankle, just in time for prom! And he's not complaining because he will just go out and pay it forward with his new crutches. Also, congratulations to MAI BUI (future Mai Bui-Ma [say that a million times fast heh] for snagging a silly guy like kevin).

also from my encyclopedia of life lessons that i have stored in my cranium that will be transferred on to the interwebs and make me a lot of money someday...
Aalia life lesson #343 do shit for the shock value occassionally.
ill share a facebook convo i had that reflects this.
9:02 Aalia
i am mc-ing the school talent show
i need to come up with multiple sclerosis related jokes
all mine are insensitive
like multiple sclerosis? more like multiple 'this shit sucks if you have it'
9:03pmAli-John
heres one
anyone with multiple sclerosis get the fuck out because you are ugly and nobody likes you
and when everyone gasps
pull a gun out and shoot the only person in the room with multiple sclerosis
and then dance off to some ragtime music
and into the getaway car
the only drawback is you will never be able to show your face in cl ever again
but there could be worse things than that
9:04 Aalia
dude, ill probably miss
9:05 Ali-John
therein lies the irony
AND THE SHOCK VALUE.

I was going to post some videos, but it's fucking cold in this starbucks, and I tricked myself into thinking it was summer so my clothing reflects that. shit.

This was going to be a lot longer but I'll let you further humor yourself with something else.
Also I got my Iceland confirmation that I'm going this summer. So have fun with stupid seagulls, because I'll be netting me some precious puffins.
NEW SCIENCE FACT FINALLY PROVEN Dolphins are just gay sharks.
Have a good day, and a better night. I know the dolphins will.