Okay, so I won't tease you all with such a catchy title without delivering a story
A local woman has a son who is autistic, or mentally slow, but he is in his early 20's and fully capable of staying at home by himself. The mom went to work, like any other normal day, and gets a super excited call from her son who exclaims "MOM I CAUGHT I TROLLL! COME HOME I LOCKED IT IN THE CLOSET, I FINALLY CAUGHT ONE!." Upon hearing this, the mother rushes home, because the boy had some fascination with trolls his whole life, and his mom was anxious to see what it was. Once she arrived home, she finds the closet barricaded with furniture and locked. After the pushed aside the tables and chairs to unleash the troll, she found a suit clad MIDGET locked in the closet. This little man was a door to door salesperson and had delivered his sales pitch and the autistic manboy got wide-eyed upon finding a real live troll that he had waited for for so long, and promptly picked him up and locked him in the closet.
The little person was set free, much to the troll hunters avail. God has an odd sense of humor don't you think? The one midget salesman WOULD be assigned to the street with the troll hunting manboy haha.
But hey, I got nothing but love for my little people. Because all midgets look up to me. (badumch)
I do adore William Shakespeare, and I bought a book of quotes from him today so I will share this wealth with the world. So eat that. And consider it food. For thought.
"I shall ne'er be ware of mine own wit, till I break my shins against it" - As You Like It.
This weekend was one of the best weekends I've had in a while. Arlington was a blast, with an added chatroulette adventure to top it off, but when I got home, someone fantastic dropped a huge PROM BOMB on me. It was quite FANTASTIC and Jeremy Smith and all those who helped really did make my year. Here are a couple pictures, the story is way too cool. But some key terms include flying keys, wizards chess, fail troll, quirrell, three headed dog, apparation, broomsticks, wands, and robes OH MY!
Thats all I have time for today, have a good one :)
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