It's a good day!

I haven't blogged in a while, but I'm sitting in Starbucks and thinking, hey, why blog when you can go out and be having an adventure? But then I think, hey, blogging is an adventure of sorts. So buckle up and simmer down, we are going for a ride. I'm all over the place today, a tangled web of obsequious tangents.
Today was a really good day, for many reasons, for no reasons at all. There is no reason to complain. Which reminds me, my good friend, future Northwestern Longhorn, was running on a treadmill and sprained his ankle, just in time for prom! And he's not complaining because he will just go out and pay it forward with his new crutches. Also, congratulations to MAI BUI (future Mai Bui-Ma [say that a million times fast heh] for snagging a silly guy like kevin).

also from my encyclopedia of life lessons that i have stored in my cranium that will be transferred on to the interwebs and make me a lot of money someday...
Aalia life lesson #343 do shit for the shock value occassionally.
ill share a facebook convo i had that reflects this.
9:02 Aalia
i am mc-ing the school talent show
i need to come up with multiple sclerosis related jokes
all mine are insensitive
like multiple sclerosis? more like multiple 'this shit sucks if you have it'
9:03pmAli-John
heres one
anyone with multiple sclerosis get the fuck out because you are ugly and nobody likes you
and when everyone gasps
pull a gun out and shoot the only person in the room with multiple sclerosis
and then dance off to some ragtime music
and into the getaway car
the only drawback is you will never be able to show your face in cl ever again
but there could be worse things than that
9:04 Aalia
dude, ill probably miss
9:05 Ali-John
therein lies the irony
AND THE SHOCK VALUE.

I was going to post some videos, but it's fucking cold in this starbucks, and I tricked myself into thinking it was summer so my clothing reflects that. shit.

This was going to be a lot longer but I'll let you further humor yourself with something else.
Also I got my Iceland confirmation that I'm going this summer. So have fun with stupid seagulls, because I'll be netting me some precious puffins.
NEW SCIENCE FACT FINALLY PROVEN Dolphins are just gay sharks.
Have a good day, and a better night. I know the dolphins will.